Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Race 2

I didn't get round to writing anything about race one. It didn't go too well: I got very cold waiting for the start and then suffered in the wind on the bike. I then added to my slow time by making a splendidly stupid error: I spent 8 minutes in the neutralised bike zone going back to transition, when you're only allowed 7, meaning that I had an extra minute added to my race time. I would like to point out that I spent this 8 minutes of dawdling (and waiting at traffic lights) wearing my pointy hat, which probably saved me 15 seconds over the race...

So to race 2. These races have pool swims and competitors are set off at 15 second intervals. I was number 447, so my start time would be around 8:45 am. This wouldn't be a problem at all if I didn't have to register sometime between 6:00 and 6:30 am; but unfortunately, I did; so I had to get up at 5:15 for a race starting 3 1/2 hours later. The early morning had its usual effect: I got up, stumbled around loading everything in the car, kissed Pam goodbye, got in the car, remembered that I'd forgotten to eat breakfast, ate breakfast, got in the car, drove off and then promptly drove back to the house where I went in to get my pump and then finally made my way to Hampton Pool where I picked up my number, had the same number written on various bits of my body with marker pen, racked Serenity and then mooched around for a long time, variously reading, drinking coffee, queuing for the loo, watching people swim, queuing for the loo again but mostly watching the cold Northerly wind shaking the trees. There was steam rising from the heated pool until the wind took it, and it was almost as cold as the last race.



Finally, fifteen pages, two coffees, three visits to the loo and assorted mooching later it was approaching my moment. I sorted out transition, stripped down to my trisuit and went and joined yet another queue, this one featuring an array of shivering goose-pimply misery. "I'm swiiiimmmminng in the Caribbean, the Caribbean and I'm in my haaaaaaapppy place" sang racer 446 as we stood with our feet warming in the kiddie pool waiting to start. 445... 446... 447 and Mr Taylor sent me off.

Twelve lengths, 426m. The pool is divided into six lanes so you go up one side, turn, back down the other side, go under the lane line as you turn, rinse and repeat. I tried to keep my stroke rate up, my legs up and my head down and just enjoyed the lovely warm water. The seeding was obviously dead on: no-one overtook me, I overtook no-one and the whole swim was easy and trouble free. Coming out of the water my time was 8:13, 27 seconds faster than race 1. I put on a rain jacket in T1 because the cold wind was really Oh so cold, shoes, helmet, sunnies, number, stuffed a gel up the leg of my trisuit and scampered out to the bike mount. Total time (swim and T1) was 10:21.

The start of the bike course is just outside the entrance to the pool, just before a bus stop. Of course, when I got there the bus stop was occupied by a bus which was also blocking the road and so I had to wait until old Mrs Miggins had found her bus pass before I could start riding. Once it had actually started moving the bus seemed to be unable to go at a speed greater than 18 mph as it slowly drifted down into Hampton with me grinding my teeth until the driver swung over in a leisurely fashion into another bus stop, this time giving me enough room to pass. Out of the saddle, bang bang bang and up to speed, down on the bars, take the left turn onto the main road towards Hampton Court and up to 40 kph. That bit was fine, but it was also the only bit where there was any real tailwind. Once round the roundabout and heading back to Hampton it was headwinds and crosswinds, and there was nothing for it but to try to stay aero and grind into the wind. Nothing remarkable happened on the way out to Chertsey. I negotiated the Nine Speedbumps of Doom and the Potholes of Despair in Sunbury without falling off or breaking my bike, and successfully swerved around every one of the Uncountable Traffic Calming Measures of Shepperton. All the way the crosswinds blew me around and slowed me down, and knowing the wind was a Northerly I didn't expect it to get any better on the way back. I was correct.

Coming back the crosswinds were now more like a full headwind, and my enjoyment was increased by the traffic. First I got stuck behind a slow-moving Fiat in Shepperton, and then another car in Sunbury which took it veeery easy over the Speedbumps of Doom, went a little faster for a couple of minutes but then stopped altogether because somewhere in the distance there was a bus coming in the other direction. Nice one. Having escaped Sunbury and its combination of shocking road surfaces, excessive traffic calming measures and drivers who seem to have taken too many mogadons I put the hammer down as best I could for the last couple of kms back to the bike stop, enjoying the close attentions of the driver of a dark blue BMW who clearly thought that six inches space was plenty to pass a bike. Total bike time 39:06 or 33.3 kph average speed. Annoying because I really lost a lot of time to the bus and the Sedated Sunbury Sedan.


Never mind. I took advantage of the neutralised zone going back to Hampton Pool to slurp down my delicious and nutritious gel, and made quite sure that this time I took less than seven minutes. As I rode back through the car park to T2 I took my right foot out of my shoe but only got halfway through doing the same with my left foot before the bloke in front suddenly decided to stop, meaning that I had the interesting experience of trying to unclip with the straps on my shoes undone. Fortunately I managed to avoid the obvious outcome and remained upright.

One consequence of the neutralised zone in the TTTC races is that you suddenly go from easy pootling along to full-on race mode. As soon as I got into T2 I was back racing and after a quick change of shoes, helmet and jacket off I was off running. I immediately felt good: I was moving along nice and fast and everything seemed just right. I nipped around someone on the way out of transition, out onto the road and got the hammer down. Up to bushy park, reeling in another competitor, through the gate
and then onto the big loop that you run. I went past the 1km sign at 4:40 on the clock (including T1), left by the drinks station and past the 2km sign with my Garmin registering a 3:39 km split. Interesting: my stride was shorter than a normal 5k race but my cadence was high and I just felt good. The third km was a bit slower because of the wind but I carried on passing runners, including a lady who was going pretty fast herself. Then back round for the second loop, past 4km in 16:25 and could I manage a 3:35 final km for a sub-20 minute 5km run and transition from the bike? Not quite: I crossed the line in 20:06 and then had to have a little lie down on the grass for a while until I got my breath back and had a nice chat with Kat who had just done her first tri.

The final result was 47th place overall and 11th M40-49. A new PB for that course of 1:09:34, which is about a minute faster than my previous best. My combined swim and T1 of 10:22 was 134th fastest, so in the top third which is better than usual for me. Bike split of 39:06 was 70th fastest and my run+T2 split of 20:06 was 21st fastest and the fastest overall in the M40-49 category. In fact looking at the results I think my run was the fastest for any male >40, so I am officially the fastest running old grunter in sprint triathlons in Middlesex in early May.

Lessons learnt: not much that I could have done about the bus or Mr Mogadon in Sunbury, but I have a real tendency to slow my cadence down and grind when there's a headwind. My average cadence on the bike was only 83, and I know that I do best at about 90-95. The other big lesson is not to listen to myself the night before a race: I really didn'f feel like doing this the night before, and I'm really glad I did now. Finally, Fuller's London Pride seems to work very well for pre-race carbo loading.

Sunday, 4 April 2010

High quality race prep.

All normal people are in bed and asleep at 6 AM on a bank holiday Monday. Good for them. I will be standing around in a lycra suit next to a swimming pool in Hampton because tomorrow is my first race of the season: race one in the Thames Turbo Triathlon Club series. My preparation has been, hmmm, questionable so far. I've done some work on the turbo trainer, a bit of running and the occasional swim but there have been lots of interruptions: work, resurgent achilles tendonitis on occasion and then bursts of apathy to slow things down as well. I've taken steps to make up for my lack of form though: most importantly I've got myself a really nice new bike. I picked up the frame nice and cheap from someone on Ebay: the poor guy had got a new frame as part of an insurance deal but had then come into some financial trouble and had to sell it. I felt bad as I took it off his hands but once I started stroking its shiny carbon curves the guilt passed.

I already had the wheels, and I got the components from a variety of more or less dodgy internet suppliers, ending up with a big pile of small expensive pieces of alloy and carbon fibre and a frame. I managed to conquer my fear of headsets and bottom brackets and assemble it into a working bicycle over a few days and only made a mess of one thing, the cable housing for the front brake. Et voila! A splendidly shiny aero super bike. This does put me into an unfortunate position because I have now moved myself into the category of "middle aged bloke on a really flash bike". Add the aero helmet into the mix and my race is doomed: I am looking forward to being passed by people on mountain bikes, small girls on sparkly pink bikes with streamers and old ladies on black sit-up-and-beg single speeds.



Swimming wise I'll be fine though. I got a bit distracted by work and apathy for a while but I went on Friday morning and then again this morning. This means that I have now swum 2/3 as much in the last two days as I did in the previous month, so I should be fine. Running has been continually interrupted by the achilles tendon but in the last few weeks it's got a fair bit better (touches wood) so I went and ran the Bushy Park 5k yesterday. Unlike my normal strategy of running the first two kms way too fast and then spending the rest of the race grovelling along with my tongue hanging out I forced myself to run the first bit more sensibly and had the pleasant experience of finishing strong and passing lots of people. The whole course was saturated and slippery and I ended up in a comedy sprint for 16th place with mud and feet flying in all directions. Final time was 18.58 which isn't fast but given the slime we were running through I'm happy with that.


Swim will be down to my usual standards then. Bike might be OK and the run should be alright. I'm one of the last people off so there should be plenty of time for the prevailing crosswinds to get going, and I'll enjoy running while most other people have finished and the marshals have all got really fed up with hanging around in the cold. As I type this Fabian Cancellara is rampaging up the Bosberg in the Ronde van Vlaanderen just to give me some perspective. At least there aren't any cobbles tomorrow.

Saturday, 6 February 2010

Calendar for 2010 so far

OK, getting it back together. Achilles tendon is almost fixed, now I just have some respiratory lurgy. This is my calendar for 2010 so far:

7th March Surrey Rumble 
28th March VO2 Sportive
5th April Thames Turbo Sprint 1
3rd May Thames Turbo Sprint 2
16th May Etape du Dales
23rd May Swashbuckler Triathlon
13th June Bala Middle Distance Tri
23rd-25th July London to Paris in 24 hours
8th August Outlaw Triathlon (IM!)
4th September Vitruvian Triathlon


That really should keep me quite busy. Oh yes. The middle part of May in particular might be a little tiring...

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Not 10.30 in Busselton

It seems that I'm not going to make it to WA for the ironman after all. I thought my achilles tendon was fixed but then I had two days at work with five hours teaching each day: this meant five hours standing up and walking around, and by the end of day two the pain was back again and it was quite clear that I wasn't going to go. So that's that then.

I spent a week being grumpy and playing violent video games (Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer... oooooh it's good) but now I am resigned to my fate and am focussing on the future. It being winter and the ankle still being sore I am going to focus on cycling strength and swimming I for a couple of months. I have got a simple programme to make my biking better: three turbo sessions a week, one long intervals (e.g. 2x20 mins hard) one medium intervals (8-12 x 3-5 minutes very hard) and one nasty sprinty session (40 secs max effort, 20 secs easy, rinse and repeat 6-8 times, take a rest, repeat until you're sick over the handlebars). Add in actually riding outdoors when the weather permits (I got in 30km this morning before the heavens opened) and I should be biking well come the spring. Swimming: I'm just going to try to get two sessions a week in and just be consistent, which I think has always been my problem in the past.

What's next? I've signed up for a UK race next summer (The Outlaw in Nottingham) and I'm going to aim for that and a bunch of half-ironman races as well.

Friday, 6 November 2009

Deja vu

Well, following a lot of painful and expensive physio my ankle has improved to the point where I am hopeful that I will be able to race in Busselton again. It's still a bit sore and after an incident where I went for an unauthorised run to test it out I havne been told very firmly that I am not to run for at least another ten days. I can't afford to lose any more running fitness so I am going to have to get some deep water running in. This is a bizarre activity where you get a float belt and run on the spot in the deep end of the swimming pool, thereby providing entertainment for other pool users and a workout which hits the running muscles without loading them and aggravating any injury. In order to make this a little less boring I have ordered not only a float belt but also a waterproof MP3 player. At least I won't be able to hear the little boys sniggering at me.

This is all feeling a bit too much like deja-vu. I tore a muscle six weeks before IMWA last year and could do nothing but water running until the race. That was excruciatingly boring because I was doing it in the dive pool at the local "aquatic centre", which while suitably deep had about a 30 cm space between the top of the the pool and the water surface, meaning that not only was I monotonously running in place in deep water but also that all I could see while I was doing it was the tiled wall of the pool. At least this time I'll be able to see passers by and enjoy the warm feeling that you gain from knowing you've given them something to talk about over dinner.

Saturday, 31 October 2009

Ankles

Well, the best-laid plans of mice and men are ganging aft aglay again. The sore left achilles tendon that I picked up in Barcelona has stubbornly refused to go away despite several sessions of rather painful physio applied by a cheerful guy called Kevin who tells jokes while he tortures me. This means that I can't run, and unless things get better real soon now I won't be going to Busselton. I have another session on Tuesday with laughing Kevin and we'll make a decision then.

In the meantime my other training has been a bit less than it should have been because of general grumpiness. The only notable episode was my bike ride last Sunday. I went out last weekend with the plan of riding an hour hard by myself, then linking up with the club ride for an hour before heading home. The hour by myself was hard work... I seemed to be working hard and not going very fast, but I assumed this was because of the wind, even though it seemed to be slowing me down no matter what direction I went in. Met up with the guys from the club and off we went. I knew something was up when I got dropped on a little hill even though the pace was very easy. I hung in there until the other side of Cobham when I just couldn't stay on any more, peeled off and limped home. I was assuming that I was ill or similar but once I got home I had a look at the bike and found that the back brake caliper was rammed right over to one side so that the brakes were rubbing really hard. Duuurrrrrr. Still, I got a good workout.

Friday, 16 October 2009

Back in business

Well, time to get training post-Barcelona. Of course, being me, I have picked up a running injury - achilles tendonosis ("an injury typical of the older athlete") in my left leg. I went to the physio today and he agreed with me that it wasn't too serious and was mostly caused by my ridiculously tight left calf. Following this diagnosis he proceeded to beat the **** out of said calf, all the while cheerfully telling me jokes while I writhed in agony. Second most painful physio session I've had, beaten only by the chronic muscle tear 3 weeks before Comrades that had to have the scar tissue broken up. Hopefully I'll be back running in a week or two.

In the meantime I've been getting ahead of The Plan - originally I was going to take two weeks completely off after Barcelona, but I've been getting on the bike trainer and doing some hard sessions already: I feel fine and it's actually really nice to feel tired again. Swimming tomorrow morning and then another trainer session on Sunday. I'd like to actually go for a ride but what with family stuff and so on there isn't really time so that'll have to wait. As the nights draw in and the weather gets worse I suspect I'll be spending a lot of time on the trainer, which is not a bad thing so long as I get out on the TT bike once a week for some aerobar action.