I just got an "Ironman newsletter" in my email. It includes this:
"Ironman fragrance collection
Exclusively at Avon, the Ironman Eau De Toilette Spray evokes the lush Hawaiian setting of the renowned Ford Ironman World Championship held in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. The result is a victorious fusion of energizing citrus and exotic spices spiked with rich woods. The Ironman After Shave Conditioner and Ironman Roll-On Anti-Perspirant Deodorant also feature this signature Ironman scent."
It's almost beyond parody, but I'll try... Obviously a true IM fragrance should have a fusion of the heavy base of vaseline and the sharper tang of sweat, spiked with a hint of urine, a soupcon of vomit and just a touch of chain lube.
Rob
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